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In 1976, Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, and Bruce Wayne founded Apple. It was started as a company to make tons of money appear out of thin air every year or so. Ok, you got us. We were just joking. It wasn’t Bruce Wayne, it was Ronald Wayne. Happy Month-Before-May Joking Day. But Apple really was founded today, and you can’t argue with the tons of money part. Anywho, happy birthday to a company that, love ’em or lump ’em, really changed the way technology is integrated into modern life. Well, time to add more storage to our iPhones. Oh, wait….

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$1,000 ThinkGeek Shopping Spree – BUY ALL THE THINGS

If your images were on you'd see $1,000 ThinkGeek Shopping Spree - BUY ALL THE THINGSYou ever come to ThinkGeek and see all our beautiful goodies and think, “I want that… and that… and that … and… I don’t need to eat this month, do I?” Fill your shopping cart and set aside your fears of endless ramen, because one lucky fan is going to win a $1,000 shopping spree! What can you get with $1,000 at ThinkGeek? 28 Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Sushi Sets or 20 Star Wars Bowling Bag Style Purses or 40 Take Out Box Laundry Hampers or 100 Funko POP! Vinyl Figures. Enter by 11:59pm ET April 2, 2015!

Power Wheels Desert Drifters – Ultimate road rage for kids

If your images were on you'd see Power Wheels Desert Drifters - Ultimate road rage for kidsIn the vast and desolate Australian dystopian desert of the future, children are forced to drive around in deadly motorized vehicles for our amusement. As they traverse the land in their Mad Max-ian Power Wheels of doom and compete for our favor, we dish out electrical power like the true rulers of Bartertown we are! Taking a cue from the whole Mad Max universe, Power Wheels Desert Drifters are loaded with the speed, spikes, and firepower (literally fire, depending on the model) that kids need to have fun and learn the harsh life lessons of the post-apocalyptic sands of Crocodile Dundee-land. Do your kids have what it takes to survive? Only one way to find out: Power Wheels Desert Drifters!

Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet – Real steam; real SteamOS

If your images were on you'd see Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet - Real steam; real SteamOSWe love steam: the gaseous form of water. We also love Steam: the Valve gaming and social media platform. One helps us clean things and makes most of the world’s electricity, and the other helps us play games with our friends and enemies. And now, they have both been combined into one awesome-tacular gaming console: the Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet. Using a patent-pending miniature boiler mechanism, a stationary steam engine produces all the electricity you need to play your games. Plus, you’ll get the thrill of keeping an eye on boiler pressure, stoking the fire, greasing internal lubrication points, and rectifying output voltage. Forget playing with power; now you’ll be playing with steam!

Voltron Cat Condo – LET’S GO, KITTEN FORCE!

If your images were on you'd see Voltron Cat Condo - LET'S GO, KITTEN FORCE!If you’re a cat owner (or the parent of an infant), you’re familiar with this refrain. You buy an expensive thing for the objects of your affection, and they end up playing with the box. They never even touch the awesome gift you bought just for them. If their affection is fickle, why not buy something you’re sure to get a kick out of? Meet our Voltron Cat Condo. It’s almost 6 feet of sci-fi magnificence for you and your cat(s). They’ll enjoy its platforms, many spots to nap, and 8 fleece-covered play tunnels. You’ll enjoy having Voltron, Defender of the Universe in the corner. Note: Blazing sword sold separately.

Guardians of the Galaxy Collector’s Edition Groot Beer and Rocket Fuel 2-Pack – Drink Groot

If your images were on you'd see Guardians of the Galaxy Collector's Edition Groot Beer and Rocket Fuel 2-Pack - Drink GrootGuardians of the Galaxy wouldn’t have been as much fun without the joy and friendship shown between a giant tree and a raccoon. And we wanted to toast this twosome in the best way possible: with consumable liquids! That’s why we brewed up this Collector’s Edition (read: limited edition) Groot Beer and Rocket Fuel 2-Pack. Groot Beer is the best root beer we’ve ever tasted and comes in an awesome, reusable Groot Beer bottle. And Rocket Fuel is a kick-in-the-pants energy shot, filled with the energy of our favorite hyper raccoon. Mix the two, and you’ll have the most potent beverage team up since lime and coconut. Get your Groot Beer and Rocket Fuel now, because you’ll never be a dancing plantling without them!

EnCounter – Wearable Interactive Quest

If your images were on you'd see EnCounter - Wearable Interactive QuestWe often wish we could incorporate more gaming into our daily lives. The last time we pulled out a d20 to determine whose turn it was to pick up the tab, we got looked at weird and had to pick up the tab. EnCounter brings the trend of fitness wearables right into our comfort zone. It encourages us to get up and move by integrating roleplaying metaphors into daily tasks. We’re not hitting our step count; we’re investigating the caves of the underdark. Continue? Of course! EnCounter’s bracer and earpiece combine to give a fully immersive experience. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself a little… carried away.

Do It YourSelfie 360° Selfie Rig – 360 degrees of your head

If your images were on you'd see Do It YourSelfie 360° Selfie Rig - 360 degrees of your headSo many people are taking selfies nowadays, specialized equipment is being made to make it easier. And since museums are starting to ban selfie sticks, we thought something new should be created. Something that takes the selfie game to the next level. Then we realized what was missing: all the rest of your head! The time has come to take selfies all the way around your head now, with the Do It YourSelfie 360° Selfie Rig. Now, it doesn’t come with the cameras, but this rig will hold 12 of ’em and ring your entire head. Then (using the free app), take your photos, stitch them together, and share the 360 degree selfie on any of your preferred social networks. It’s just that easy. With the Do It YourSelfie 360° Selfie Rig, selfie technology has come full circle.

Game of Thrones Hodor Travel Buddy – Travel with a trusted friend

If your images were on you'd see Game of Thrones Hodor Travel Buddy - Travel with a trusted friendSometimes you hear about GPSes routing people to washed out bridges and non-existent exits. It’s like the navigation system is actively trying to kill the driver. Never worry about malevolence with our new Game of Thrones Hodor Travel Buddy. It’s a combination mount and navigation app for your smartphone that’ll safely get you wherever you want to go. The app provides spoken street names and guidance so you can hear upcoming directions in Hodor’s own voice before they happen, and you never have to take your eyes off the road. Safe journeys.

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